“Not my Grandmother” gasped Al “of course you are. You are the one that baked me cookies and brought me chicken soup when I was sick.”
The strange Grandma Gert reached up and ripped off the clever latex mask that she had been wearing. “No, I’m Steve your plumber. I kidnapped your grandmother and locked her in a secret cave”
Plumber Al, holding his Grandma mask
“Why would you do that?”asked Al “My Grandmother has never done anything to hurt you.”
“Of course not” said Steve “It was all an elaborate scheme to meet your friend Gloria. I saw her at your house last week when I was unstopping your plugged drain. From that minute I knew that I had to have this woman. Gloria, I love you.”
Gloria looked at him in shock. “That’s sick. You must be crazy. You go and get the real Grandma Gert right now or I’ll call the cops”.
Steve grabbed Gloria “No my sweet. There is no need for disguise any more. I love you and I know you love me. It’s time for us to go on our honeymoon now. Goodbye everyone!” He carried Gloria towards the door.
Gloria screamed, “Al, save me”. While Steve was distracted she grabbed her champagne and threw it in his eyes. Then she punched him in the stomach. She quickly removed her nylons and tied him to the nearest lounge chair. “Boy those self defense lesson videos that I ordered from the home shopping network really came in handy.” she said.
“Where’s my Grandma” yelled Al, “We have to save her”.
If Steve says “She’s in the secret cave in the back alley. Just go outside and move the dumpster to the left side. That will open up the passage.” Turn to page
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