“Oh Al” Gloria smiled “I have the biggest surprise for you. You just won’t believe it.”.
“Did you win the lottery” asked Al.
“No” replied Gloria.
“Are you going on a tour of South America?” wondered Al.
“No” stated Gloria.
“Am I going on a tour of South America?” asked Al hopefully “I love Iguanas”.
“No” said Gloria.
“Did your paper boy’s divorced father finally ask you out on a date?” asked Al.
“No” said Gloria sadly.
“You aren’t going to try to set me up with your paper boy’s mother again are you?” asked Al.
“No” said Gloria.
“Well, what is it then?” queried Al.
“I’ve been working in my lab at the shop because every florist's shop has a lab. I think that I have found the perfect fertilizer for your fern. I just know it will save it’s life.” said Gloria “Do you want to try it?”
“Are you sure that’s a really good idea Gloria” asked Al. “Remember that little incident in the university lab when you had to give up your dream of being a bio-chemist. I’m sure the dean of chemistry and the fire chief haven’t forgotten yet. The university may never be the same.”
“That was one tiny incident that you and the dean have blown way out of proportion. And besides my plant fertilizer doesn’t contain any polymorphic radio-isotopes.”
If Al agrees turn to page 3.
If Al says no turn to page
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