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“No thanks, kids, I’ve got other plans.” answered Grandma Gert “come along if you want, I think you’ll enjoy this.”

“Where are you going?” asked Al wearily.

“Oh, I can’t say” said Grandma Gert “That would ruin the surprise”.

“Come on Al, let’s go, it sounds like fun” said Gloria.

“I wouldn’t recommend getting involved with one of my Grandmother’s ‘surprises’” said Al “She’s not your typical card playing grandmother”.

Gloria laughed “Cards I love cards, shall we play 7 card stud or Texas Hold ‘em. Come on Albert, live on the edge.” She jumped into the Cadillac and Al slowly followed her.

“I know that I’m going to regret this” said Al

Riding in Grandma Gert’s Cadillac

Grandma Gert drove the around the block and parked behind an empty warehouse. She got out of the car and knocked on the door three times.

“Where are we?” asked Al “There’s no one here”.

Grandma Gert laughed “It’s one of those secret after hour clubs, they make it look deserted to keep people like you out. Try to act cool in front of my friends, don’t embarrass me. Tonight is tattoo night, any one who has any plain skin showing gets a free barbwire tat and a shot of tequila.”

If they get in to the club turn to page 8

If not turn to page